Friday, July 8, 2016

Friday Fortunes

I was feeling in need of some guidance and reassurance recently and remembered the bowls of fortune cookie fortunes* that sit on my kitchen table. I thought it might be fun to consult them but found some conflicting advice.

Okay; I can be practical.

Or maybe I'm also supposed to be patient - now. (The yucky brown stuff on some of these is just soy sauce.)

But according to the fortune cookies, patience may present its own problems. I don't want to create more stress; I don't have the capacity for eternal patience, and I really don't want to end up furious. What to do, what to do?

Remember to laugh at any jokes a billionaire might happen to tell me? 

Finally, some clear directions.

At last - words I can live by. I won't be releasing any tigers this weekend, and I would advise you to do the same. Have a great tiger-free weekend!

* I know that some of you may be adding "in bed" to the end of these, but xkcd has a different take on it.


  1. hahaha! Those are great! I'm practicing patience right now.

  2. I like that alternative! Here's to you today. xo

  3. LOL this is the best post! Great fortune cookies! Hahahaha! I think we all need more patience!

  4. We all need more patience, acceptance and a good laugh!! Sending you calming energy and peace this weekend!

  5. Love this post! I need to start keeping my fortunes!

    Still not finding billionaire jokes funny....


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