I was feeling in need of some guidance and reassurance recently and remembered the bowls of fortune cookie fortunes* that sit on my kitchen table. I thought it might be fun to consult them but found some conflicting advice.
Okay; I can be practical.
Or maybe I'm also supposed to be patient - now. (The yucky brown stuff on some of these is just soy sauce.)
But according to the fortune cookies, patience may present its own problems. I don't want to create more stress; I don't have the capacity for eternal patience, and I really don't want to end up furious. What to do, what to do?
Remember to laugh at any jokes a billionaire might happen to tell me?
Finally, some clear directions.
At last - words I can live by. I won't be releasing any tigers this weekend, and I would advise you to do the same. Have a great tiger-free weekend!
* I know that some of you may be adding "in bed" to the end of these, but xkcd has a different take on it.
hahaha! Those are great! I'm practicing patience right now.
ReplyDeleteI like that alternative! Here's to you today. xo
ReplyDeleteLOL this is the best post! Great fortune cookies! Hahahaha! I think we all need more patience!
ReplyDeleteWe all need more patience, acceptance and a good laugh!! Sending you calming energy and peace this weekend!
ReplyDeleteLove this post! I need to start keeping my fortunes!
ReplyDeleteStill not finding billionaire jokes funny....