Dear People in Hospital Waiting Rooms,
I wish this was a thank you note, thanking you for leaving me alone to knit and listen to my audiobook in peace. Sadly, it is not. Instead, it's a note asking you to please never again spill your coffee on my prized Wollmeise while you are fondling my knitting without asking. The Hitchhiker I'm knitting with this yarn has many good memories already knit into it, but the memory and stain from your clumsiness is one that I hope I can wash out.
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Dear Mother Nature,
Six more inches of snow on the first day of spring is just a mean girl prank. I'm sad that I've turned into that cranky old lady that complains about the weather all the time, so I'll stop if you'll stop.
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Dear Aetna,
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I had a less than stellar week, so my apologies for the bad-humored letters. I'll try to make next week a much better one!
Sorry you've had a bad week! Ugh. Hope next week makes up for it with something really great.
ReplyDeleteThat hospital waiting room thing? OH MY GOD! Did you poke them with your knitting needles?
ReplyDeleteWhat! After a coffee spill and dealing with insurance companies...and we'll not even mention Mother Nature....you deserve a good rant or two!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh - rant away! You more than deserve it!! I would want to smack those people in the waiting room so hard - and then smack them again - LOL! We got snow too - but only an inch! So we were lucky!
ReplyDeleteLinda in VA
Oh, Bonny. That's a lot to deal with in one little week. Hope the sun comes out, the snow melts quickly, and that coffee - and bad memory - washes right out. XOXO
ReplyDeleteI hope you poured yourself a big strong drink last night! Xo
ReplyDeleteaah, I hope the weekend was better to you, and here's to a fabulous first full week of spring (snow melting, perhaps?) xo.
ReplyDeleteOh no!! I hope you and your family are well. I cannot believe a stranger fondled your yarn without asking AND spilled coffee, how horrible.
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